Dagnabbit!

I'm feeling a little impish today. Ever want to be creative with a witty, devastating, yet biblical retort when someone cuts you off in traffic? Or maybe you've forgiven your requisite 70X7 and you're thinking, "That's number 491, it's payback time!" Well, here is an Internet tool for you. The Biblical Curse Generator, brought to you from our friends at Ship of Fools. And if you don't like it, "Woe unto thee, O thou offspring of a squashed cockroach, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!"